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[Natureman]

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.

"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?"

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

"Because we were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Thoughtfully, Mother paused and asked her son,
"Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

[Natureman]

Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?
Santa: Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does.
Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?
Santa: She does it for free....

[Natureman]

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time....

[GULAIYU]

Cheating on your wife doesn't mean you don't love her... It's like hiring a taxi when you have a car at home. It save tires, ensure everlasting beauty and reduce mileage. Send it to your wife but let me know which hospital you are in😂😂

[Natureman]

ULANG TAHUN.

Semalam ulang tahun perkahwinan Abang Mat yg ke 30.
Isteri nya dengan gembira,nak belanja Abg Mat pergi berhibur ke Pusat Karaoke terkenal dan termahal di tempat mereka.
Malam tu, sampai di pintu karoake, Guard tegur " Apa kabar Abg Mat? Lama tak jumpa?
Isteri :" Sapa tu? Kenal ke? "
Abg Mat: "Alaa ! Kawan mancing".

Masuk ke dalam terus duduk bilik special. Waiter masuk: " Hai Abg Mat. Minuman biasa ke?"
Isteri : " Kenal juga ke?"
Abg Mat : " kawan bowling".

Tak lama lepas tu GRO seksi dan genit masuk,
"Hai Abg Mat. Malam ni kita duet dn menari " dgn penuh manja.
Isteri Abg naik angin terus tarik keluar nak balik rumah.
Tahan teksi dan masuk, drebar teksi: " hi! Abg Mat. Cepat balik malam ni? Pergi Hotel biasa ke ? Apa hal malam ni ambik yg tua? "

Sekarang Abang Mat dalam ICU
😇😇😝😛😅🤣

[Robson]

Did we merge with Malaysia again?

[hkh]

Originally Posted by Robson

Did we merge with Malaysia again?

Madhater still want us back ??

[foxwagon]

Originally Posted by Robson

Did we merge with Malaysia again?

Not yet.
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[GULAIYU]

*EMPLOYEE NOTICE*

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as *RAPE* (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be *RAPED* can apply to the Government to be considered for the *SHAFT* program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been *RAPED* and *SHAFTED* will be reviewed under the *SCREW* program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be *RAPED* once, *SHAFTED* twice and *SCREWED* as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been *RAPED* could get *AIDS* (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or *HERPES* (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously, persons who have AIDS or *HERPES* will not be *SHAFTED* or *SCREWED*
any further by the Government.

Persons who are not *RAPED* and are staying on will receive as much *SHIT* (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always
prided itself on the amount of *SHIT* it gives its citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough *SHIT*, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the *SHIT* you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives ( *E.V.I.L*)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

[Robson]

Originally Posted by GULAIYU

*EMPLOYEE NOTICE*

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as *RAPE* (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be *RAPED* can apply to the Government to be considered for the *SHAFT* program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been *RAPED* and *SHAFTED* will be reviewed under the *SCREW* program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be *RAPED* once, *SHAFTED* twice and *SCREWED* as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been *RAPED* could get *AIDS* (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or *HERPES* (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously, persons who have AIDS or *HERPES* will not be *SHAFTED* or *SCREWED*
any further by the Government.

Persons who are not *RAPED* and are staying on will receive as much *SHIT* (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always
prided itself on the amount of *SHIT* it gives its citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough *SHIT*, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the *SHIT* you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives ( *E.V.I.L*)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

Whoever the author is very talented, Creative but most importantly very free.